a selection of gifts for when you have a billionaire friend 

well, you've met a billionaire. he wears a watch that could fend off the tax man and asks: “in which country do you keep your first million?” you seem to be friends, but you still can't quite tell if he's laughing at you or just bought himself such a manner of speaking. and now—it's his birthday. you need something special. here are a few ideas that won't make him yawn.

however, be prepared to splurge on them yourself.

meteorite wallet bejeti — $29,500

gift him a fragment of space, as earthly assets no longer excite. each piece is made from a meteorite billions of years old. you can put money inside, which he, of course, doesn't have — because everything is long in stocks and contemporary artists' paintings. but for a gold card, such a wallet is just right.

Louis Vuitton party suitcase — $192,000

for those who cannot bear the thought of a party without a signature shaker and their own disco sphere. This suitcase — is not just luggage, but a lifestyle that screams: “I don’t just visit, I conquer territory”.

golden shoelaces mr kennedy — $19,000

just shoelaces. made of gold. because when you're that wealthy, you're too lazy to shine with your face — your sneakers shine. especially when it's casual Friday at the foundation office, where the future of humanity is decided.

toy racing track  usa ultimate slot car raceway — $300,000

the perfect gift for a man who bought himself childhood again. this toy looks like an ordinary autodrome, but more thoroughly developed than your friend's offshore accounts in the Caymans. mini-screens, mini-cameras, mini-grandiosity.

amour amour collar by i love dogs diamonds

— $3 200 000

is your billionaire a dog lover? then here’s a gift for a pet that knows its worth. 1657 diamonds, crocodile leather, and a price like a nice house in the center of Europe. A gift after which even the dog will think: “maybe I really am special?”